Funny Parenting Tips

I've compiled this collection of funny parenting tips to help you to smile through the trials of motherhood!

Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who tread on their toes.~Chinese Proverb

The first art of being a parent consists in sleeping when the baby isn't looking.~Author Unknown

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.~Josh Billings

More Funny Parenting Tips

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.~Erma Bombeck

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.~Phyllis Diller

Many parents are finding out that a pat on the back helps develop character - if given often enough, early enough, and low enough.~Author Unknown

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.~David Frost

An infallible way to make your child miserable is to satisfy all his demands.~Henry Home

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.~Phyllis Diller

I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.~Dave Barry

Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble. ~ ~Martin Mull